Roommates are weirdml. Also all of these are from the facebook group Things Dog Handlers Say.
☆Katie
■ My roommate uses my butt as a pillow
■ My roommate is unemployed, sleeps all day, doesn't help with groceries, but still has the nerve to complain about what I serve him for dinner and snacks.
■My roommate pees when she’s excited
■ My roommate ate a hole in my back door… b/c instead of knocking when they wanted in they are derpy and used their teeth…
■When my roommate hears my alarm go off in the morning he rolls over onto my side of the bed and open mouth breathes onto my face until I snooze it
■My room mate follows me to the toilet and tries to jump in the bath when I'm in it. He also peed on my Christmas tree 😑My roommate screams when I come home
■My room mate follows me to the toilet and tries to jump in the bath when I'm in it. He also peed on my Christmas tree
■my roommate is a food mongrel and gets SUPER loud when meal time is afoot. very impatient when she doesn’t get her food when she wants it.
■My roommate brings live squirrels in the house and lets them go just to hunt them down and eat them raw IN THE HOUSE
■My roommate likes to launch herself at me or my partner and expects us to catch her regardless what we are doing or holding
■My roommate will shred tissues if left within his reach.
■My roommate eats better than me some nights (he’s raw fed), and feels the right to the bed lmao
And many more
