Things we've all heard

I don't remember any of the stupid things people have said to me over the years, but I have gotten many. These are funny and aren't from just non- dog people

》Person pointing to our Sussex spaniel telling friend:  “That’s one of those Cumberland spaniels.”   Me:  “There’s no such thing as a Cumberland spaniel.  This is a Sussex spaniel.”   Person:  “No it’s not.”

》Dog park expert: what breed is that?

Me: Bernese Mountain Dog

DPE: Lady, you got ripped off that’s a Saint Bernard crossed with something 

Me: 😳 

Are you sure you're an expert

》been asked "what model is that?" uhm Rottweiler 2016......

Its a dog not a car.

》Thinking I need to spank my puppy when she has accidents. They say "How else will she learn?" Smh

》My cousin's ex said Dalmatians are bred to run into burning buildings and rescue people.  Just yesterday someone said drug dogs are trained to sniff out drugs by getting them hooked on drugs then withholding it.

I didn't know you could breed a task. Why are you giving dogs drugs?

》You have to pee on your dog to make them know you’re alpha. 

Sorry, I will not pee on my dog, David.

That is disgusting. How about some tough love

》My girl is a rottweiler but gets called a cross all of the time as she is fit and people think rottweilers are 'big'

The worst was a lady whose dog had no recall. He had came running up to my dog who was on lead at the time. My dog ignored him. The owner came up to me screaming and yelling that my dogs harness should not be blue. Girl dogs are not allowed to wear blue harnesses apparently - they HAVE to be pink. Her dog picks fights with male dogs and she was scared her dog would be nailed by my dog (a rottweiler) thinking she was a male as she was in blue.

Thank you for your thoughts.

》“Training your dog is cruel.  You should just let them be dogs” 😐

Letting your dog get fat because it doesn't work is even cruelest.

 》"Your dog is clearly aggressive and untrained because he needs a muzzle" 

But I had to train him to wear a muzzle🤦‍♀️

》"The dog will be wild and get rabies because of eating uncooked meat... "🤣🤣🤣

》Don't teach a show dog to sit or it'll never learn how to stand 🙄🙄

》“Pitt bulls are aggressive because they get headaches

 

》(In the 1980s) That Dobes were mean because their narrow skulls squeezed their brains and caused great pain.

》Raw meat will make him mean

》 walking n g with my dog this guy leans out his car window "it's ok I won't hit you."

Thanks for your vote of confidence.